#Jvc everio charging cable series

#Jvc everio charging cable series

Well, if you ask Jessup, this life already moves too fast! We donвЂ™t need some camera to take our hard work and make it appear to be nothing more than a series of blips and flashes! WhatвЂ™s next, a camera that can speed up time? Oh wait, this little devil already makes that ludicrous claim! ItвЂ™s got time lapse technology so that you can condense hours worth of movement into just a few seconds. JessupвЂ™s got deep, dark secrets woven through his graying whiskers and Jessup doesnвЂ™t need some telepathic camera blackmailing him, no sir! As for its ability to record HD video thatвЂ™s ideal for Web sharing, all Jessup hears when you say that is, вЂњGreat for feeding the clearest and most detailed footage to the digital overlord known as World Wild Web of lies!вЂќ I mean, heck, it can analyze your face! Supposedly itвЂ™s just measuring the brightness, color, distance and such to automatically select the best settings for the scene, but JessupвЂ™s smarter than that. No way, Jessup says, вЂњPoint not your little robot eyes at me!вЂќ Jessup doesnвЂ™t want to be some big star! Jessup doesnвЂ™t want his image burned forever into a SDXC card, doesnвЂ™t want to be featured in some future propaganda film when our supposed вЂњfriendsвЂќ with lenses rise against us!ДЄnd this JVC Everio HD Camcorder has got to be the scariest of the lot. Everyone else thinks theyвЂ™re all the rage, but not Jessup.

Jessup doesnвЂ™t trust any of these tiny little cameras. Want more great deals? Sign up for our Daily Digest emails! Cameraphobia You missed it! But Today's Woot is waiting!